Korni but Funny Quote!

U R D...
Apple of my Eye,
Mango of my Pie,
Palaman of my Tinapay,
Keso of my Monay,
Teeth of my Suklay,
Fingers on my Kamay,
Blood in my Atay,
Bubbles of my Laway,
Sala of my Bahay,
Seeds of my Palay,
Clothes in my Ukay-Ukay,
Calcium in my Kalansay,
Calamansi on my Siomai,
Knot on my Tie,
Toyo on my Kuchay,
Vitamins in my Gulay,
Airplane of my Cathay,
Stars of my Sky,
Hammer of my Panday,
Sand of my Boracay,
Sultan of my Brunei,
Highlands of my Tagaytay,
MOLE on my Ate Guy,
Baba of my Ai-Ai,
Voice of my Inday Garutay,
Spinach of my Popeye,
Sizzle when I fry,
Wind when I paypay,
Tungkod when I'm pilay,
Feeling when I'm high,
Shoulder when I cry,
Wings when I fly,
Prize when I vie,
Cure to my "ARAY!",
Answer to my "WHY?",
Foundation of my Tulay,
Truth behind the lie,
the Life after I Die...
In short,
You're the center of my
Buhay! ...